This is the last post where I’m pretending to still
be overseas. But I can issue a Spoiler
now that we’re really home and tell you that it was a very successful trip,
with over 600kg of goodies on their way to Australia as I type. Yep, I bought over 600kg of stuff – no furniture,
all smalls – in three weeks. Now that’s
shopping.
And we’ll be taking our usual stand at the
Caloundra Street Fair on Sunday, 11 May.
Come by and visit, if you can.
We’ve dug new things out from the depths of our
garage that we will start presenting from Sunday at Caloundra. This is directly related to a phone call I
had from the Producers of the TV show Aussie
Pickers. But more on that next post.
Meanwhile, in the final catch-up post of this trip, we find
ourselves in London on a beautiful Spring day ….
With the last of our boxes delivered to the
shippers, we headed down to London for a play day. The pollution and Saharan sand storm had
blown away over the Atlantic, and the day promised to be warm and sunny. So we set off for our long anticipated visit
to Hampton Court Palace.
The Palace was built 500 years ago and its most
famous occupant was Henry VIII. It’s
actually two Palaces in one – the original Tudor building and the baroque
“extensions” done by King William and Queen Mary in the early 1700s.
Our time was limited, though, so we visited the Tudor
part of the complex this time. And not
even the entire Tudor part, because this place is much bigger than you think
and there’s plenty to catch your attention and have you linger.
We spent an especially long time in the kitchens,
which served two sittings for 600 people twice a day, every day. As long as you liked to eat a whole lot of
red meat the food was good, with a surprising amount of interesting, exotic
spices in Tudor recipes.
These days
there are re-enactment cooks in the Palace kitchens making all manner of things,
and I got a good tip from one on where to buy reasonably priced saffron.
The tapestries in the Great Hall are the actual enormous tapestries commissioned
by Henry 500 years ago to dead impress visitors to the Court. They are very fine and still highly
coloured, and they certainly dead impressed these visitors.
One of the least imposing rooms but perhaps the most
reflective of Henry VIII’s callousness in his later years, is a hall called the
Processional Route. This was the hall
that led from Henry’s private apartments to the Palace’s chapel.
It is down the Processional Route that Catherine
Howard, the fifth wife, is said to have fled screaming from her guards in a
desperate bid to reach Henry to deny rumours of her infidelity. These rumours were apparently unfounded – it
appears she was just a pretty, young girl who was the centre of attention and
liked to flirt. Clearly she was out
of her depth in machinations of the Tudor Court.
But after hearing the rumours and ordering her
execution, Henry refused to meet with Catherine ever again. So much for the King’s Justice and hearing two
sides to every story.
Despite her efforts to see Henry, the guards caught Catherine
in the Processional Route and dragged her back to her apartments – and
ultimately to her death. What a charmer
our Henry was.
The Processional Route is said to be haunted by
poor Catherine. To this day she still
runs down it, screaming and weeping - if you’re psychic enough to sense her,
that is, which apparently I am not.
Interestingly, this is the one spot in the entire
Palace where vast numbers of people faint, or report feeling suddenly unwell. Again, nothing from psychically-challenged me
and Doug.
I can’t help but wonder how many visitors feel
faint in this spot after hearing the tale of Catherine’s presence and told this
is where “sensitive” people become affected by her continuing distress. The power of suggestion. Or maybe I’m just oblivious to the Other Side.
I also can’t be hypnotized, in case you were planning
it.
What did get a reaction from us was the King’s Very
Own Chocolate Kitchen, devoted entirely to making nice cups of hot chocolate
for the King and his favourites. It was
the one room of the William and Mary part of the Palace that we had time to
visit, although there is no doubt we will visit again to see the rest, perhaps
in October.
There are a number of lovely gardens in the Palace's grounds. |
We had time for a quick perambulation around the
gardens, which were full of springtime colour and very beautiful. I do like a nice parterre garden, although
they require a huge amount of work to keep them looking neat and
geometric. No problem if you have a host
of gardeners on your staff. I will start
recruiting soon.
Not all the gardens are strictly groomed, and there are plenty of beautiful, wild areas. |
We also looked in briefly on The Great Vine,
planted in 1768 and now the largest grape vine in the world. We didn’t visit the Palace’s famous maze this
time, though. It’s not for nothing
I call Doug Wrong-Way Palmen and we
did have a plane to catch the next day.
So then off to Singapore, on an interminably long
flight that was absolutely packed. I
really prefer to stay on planes for no longer than about 7 hours at a time, but
having only one stop-over between Australia and the UK means you’re destined to
have a 14 hour leg at some point. The
suckiest part of every trip is the time on the plane. Bring on teleportation, brilliant scientists.
I have nothing to report about Singapore this
time. We stayed in an okay hotel with a
giant room and a giant bed – unusual for Singapore – but slept most of the
time. I would like to try a night safari
at the zoo one time, but it needs to be when I’m not horribly jetlagged. So maybe next time we’re travelling through
Singapore.
So that was this buying trip brought to a
close. We had a jolly good time and
bought masses of great things that I can’t wait to start presenting. Pretty soon the battle with Customs and
Quarantine will commence, so we shall gird our loins for that.
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